Why have you wheeled off and hidden away all your lovely romantic Valentine’s Day stock already, when we’re not even a measly day gone? What about us girls who love coming in for the gorgeous roses that were not taken home on February 14th or wish to buy ourselves a cuddly Boofle bear? YES a day late. And what? There is usually plenty of Christmas gift wrap and pudding left on December 26th if I may say so myself. I daresay you count yourselves lucky that this time round I've a wonderful boyfriend who spoilt me in the nick of time else I’d have been one bereft, flowerless girl this February. Next time, I suggest you consider carefully the consequence of your actions; this incessant rush to keep merchandising up to date is frankly getting ridiculous. I mean I’m sure Easter Eggs wouldn’t mind waiting an extra day or two before they get prime place in your store. Think on it.
Disgruntled (and frankly rather disappointed) Sale-Searching Shopper.
P.S. I suggest you all send thanks to Marks & Spencer’s who, really, saved my day.