Sunday, 5 August 2012

Review: Fifty Shades

Yes, yes I know everybody everywhere is talking about it and you're wondering why I'm jumping on the bandwagon too, it's sooooooo mainstream and I'm here to hit you with the same mainstream reviews - "poorly written", "same phrases used over and over", screw it, "James calls 'it' a sex!" Lo and behold, all of the above hold more than an element of truth but that said and done, it holds massive appeal for womankind. Fact. Appeal by the name of Christian Grey. Yes he's arrogant, enigmatic and has rather disturbing sexual tendencies. But he's also rich, mysterious and beautiful. An elite of incomprehensible calibre, doe-eyed for one woman. And we all know that by book 3 blah blah blah Grey has 'fixed up' blah blah blah and they're now enraptured in an amorous relationship of great passion blah blah blah (no I haven't read Fifty Shades Freed, it's common knowledge 'cause it's just that widely written about). And so it's your typical casanova meets simple beauty, simple beauty wins over heart, he falls in love and love conquers all. *Sigh* Isn't that every woman's fairytale? In my opinion, a winner. On a more minor note though, really, James, invest in a thesaurus.


(see, not mainstream at all)

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